
ENGLISH IS VERY STRANGE
IN EVERY RULE THERE IS A CHANGE.
THE PLURAL OF THIEF IS THIEVES
BUT CHIEF NEVER BECOMES CHIEVES.
THE PLURAL OF BOX WE SAY BOXES
BUT THAT OF OX IS NOT OXES.
THE PLURAL OF MAN BECOMES MEM,
BUT THAT OF PAN NEVER BECOMES PEN,
THE FEMININE OF AUTHER IS AUTHORESS,
BUT THAT OF MASTER IS NOT MASTERESS,
WASHER WOMEN IS THE FEMMININE OF WASHARMAN
BUT IT IS NOT TRUE IN THE CASE OF MILKMAN.
OFCOURSE, WHEN LOT MANY FAIL IN THE SUBJECT
THEY CAN NOT BEAT SUCH INSULT.

