Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A FUN WITH ENGLISH LANGUAGE.



ENGLISH IS VERY STRANGE


IN EVERY RULE THERE IS A CHANGE.


THE PLURAL OF THIEF IS THIEVES

BUT CHIEF NEVER BECOMES CHIEVES.



THE PLURAL OF BOX WE SAY BOXES

BUT THAT OF OX IS NOT OXES.

THE PLURAL OF MAN BECOMES MEM,

BUT THAT OF PAN NEVER BECOMES PEN,

THE FEMININE OF AUTHER IS AUTHORESS,

BUT THAT OF MASTER IS NOT MASTERESS,

WASHER WOMEN IS THE FEMMININE OF WASHARMAN

BUT IT IS NOT TRUE IN THE CASE OF MILKMAN.

OFCOURSE, WHEN LOT MANY FAIL IN THE SUBJECT

THEY CAN NOT BEAT SUCH INSULT.

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